A man had health problems. Refusing to diet and exercise, he died of heart failure. His wife had him cremated and his ashes were in an urn on the mantel. During family get togethers, her brother would put his cigar ashes in the urn thinking it was an ashtray. One day she moved the urn to dust the mantel and said. I don't believe it ... he has been dead for 2 years and he is still putting on weight.