|4/19/2013 8:00:00 AM|
A man is driving along the highway in his convertible, and he's got eight penguins in the back seat of his car.
A police officer sees the car, and pulls him over, siren and lights in full force.
When the officer approaches, the driver very politely asks the officer what the trouble is.
The officer says, sternly, "Well, you've got eight penguins in the back seat!"
"Yes, officer, I do," replies the man.
"Well," says the officer, "you take those penguins to the zoo right now!"
"Yes sir, right away, sir," says the man, and he drives away.
The next day, the same officer sees the same car with the same driver, with the same eight penguins in the back seat. Only this time, the penguins are all wearing sunglasses.
The enraged police officer pulls the driver over and can't wait to arrest the man.
The officer says, even more sternly than the previous day, "I thought I told you yesterday to take those penguins to the zoo!"
"Well, I did," said the man, "and today we're going to the beach!"
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