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11/6/2013 8:00:00 AM
Guess how many sheep

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.





So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.





Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.





"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.





The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.





"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.





Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.





She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.





She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"





The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."





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