|Some answers about men, God and dogs|
|1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. |
2. Why did the man cross the road? Because he heard there was a strip club there.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
|Could this be a 19th century exam for eighth-graders?|
|What follows presumably is a final examination for the eighth grade in late 19th century Kansas, as published in 1895 by The Salina Journal. Read it and see how many of these questions you can answer since you have a bit more education than eighth-graders. Then I'll examine its claim to authenticity.|
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
|At last, the final word on nutrition and health|
|For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.|
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
|Great observations by unknown wise persons|
|The eyes are the second to go; I forget the first.|
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009