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home : considered comment : december 2008 May 25, 2016

12/16/2008 8:00:00 AM
To all real men: A university just for you
BY JACK K. OVERMYER
President and Owner, The Sentinel

A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.



FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 - Combating Stupidity

MEN 102 - You Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103 - PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 - Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m.

MEN 112 - Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 01A - What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 - How Not to Act Like an Idiot When You're Wrong

MEN 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 - The Weaker Sex, You   

MEN 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers



SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 - You can Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102 - Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

MEN 201 - How to Stay Awake Afterward

MEN 202 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Electives - See Below

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 - How to Not Act Younger Than Your Children

MEN 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 - Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially When Naked

MEN 230A - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 - Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 - Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 222 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is Not Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2



EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 - Mothers-in-law

MEN 232 - Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 - Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 01B - Cheaper to Keep Her





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