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A census taker was dispatched to an extremely rural address in a southern state because the resident had not returned their census form. Upon arriving he was met at the door by a middle aged lady with several children running around behind her.

He explained he was from the census bureau. She asked him what his office did. He said they were trying to determine how many men, women and children lived in the United States.

She said, "Well, you've come to the wrong person. I have absolutely no idea!".

From: Dan Neff