A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer became bored during the flight and started bugging the blonde, wanting her to play a game of intelligence, because all lawyers like easy prey.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, saying that every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she would owe him $5. However, every time he could not answer a question of hers he'd give her $50. The blonde reluctantly accepted the bet and the lawyer was delighted, figuring he could not lose.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer.

Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted on knowing and asked her, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5, turned away and resumed reading her book.



A young girl was very much interested in the progress of her mother's pregnancy. Finally the day of birth drew near and the girl overheard arrangements being made for her mother to go to the hospital. She looked at her mother with great puzzlement and said,

"Mom, I don't understand. If they're going to deliver the baby, why do you have to go to the hospital?"



A woman burst out of the examining room screaming, after her young physician has told her she is pregnant. The director of the clinic stopped her and asked what the problem was.

After she tells him what happened, the doctor had her sit down and relax in another room and he marched down the hallway to the woman's physician and demanded, "What is wrong with you? Mrs. Miller is 60 years old, has six grown children and nine grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The young physician continued to write his notes and without looking up at his superior, asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?"



Moe and Joe are sitting in a boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Moe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over a month."

Joe sips his beer and says, "Better think that over, women like that are hard to find."



Moe attends a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

Moe gets in line and when it's his turn the pastor asks, "Moe, what do you want me to pray about?"

Moe says, "Pastor, I need you to pray for my hearing."

So the pastor puts one finger in Moe's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays for a while. He removes his hands and says, "Moe, how's your hearing now?"

Moe says, "I don't know, Pastor, it's not until next Monday."



A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time.

The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station and the commentator asked how it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seemed quite unique that her new husband was a funeral director.

After she thought for a short time, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director.

The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse carriers.

With a smile on her face she explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."